After all, pretty girls are hit on all the time in real life. The only reason is because she has kids, or perhaps because she’s unattractive, or maybe she has some personal baggage.

I’d say about 90% of the women on the dating websites I visit have kids. But dealing with the ex-husband who might be really possessive can be scary. I spent more time with the kid than I ever did with her. I didn’t have the time to learn about her, because I was too busy taking care of the kid. But when 90% of the girls online have kids, you’re basically relegating yourself to ONLY girls with kids.

So she will never click on my profile out of the blue, because she’ll think, “eh, he’s bald, next, next, next.”When a girl goes on a dating website, she is in a shopping kind of a mode.

But when you meet a girl in real life, she’s not necessarily shopping and judging. It’s a magical and spontaneous thing, and it’s completely lost on a website.

”But when you go online, it takes away your personality.

That really courageous way that you approached her in the coffee shop. The way you smiled at her, or made her feel comfortable and warm. Instead, she sees your picture, compared side by side with a hundred pictures of other guys.

” One time a girl was rated my “enemy” because she liked to turn the toilet paper in the opposite direction that I do. So here I am, entering a brave new world of only hitting on girls in real life.

It feels creepy and weird, but – you know, everything is creepy.

But the test sees that you answered opposite, and lowers your match score!

The same thing happened with, “Would you date someone with hair on their chest?

Even worse, I’ve had girls who tell me that my problem is, I’m not creepy enough. Then, she might have a six hundred pound gorilla boyfriend around the corner.