If you’re called any one of these, you know you have a keeper. (Sucks to be an actual cat in Germany, I guess.) Whatever is going on, there seems to be some strange German saying to express it. But fucking seriously, between teens eating Tide Pods for internet clout to people feeding their Golden Retrievers eggs to go viral — which could kill those dogs in the process — we are straight up injuring ourselves and the ones we love in the…If you’re lucky, they might even give you a Bussi auf die Backe (a traditional European cheek kiss) after they say it. If you date a German, you won’t ever have to worry. It may look strange at first, but there is nothing sexier than a man dressed in lederhosen.

Meeting people is rather easy, and you will seldom come up against a language barrier.

Younger people tend to meet at bars and clubs while older adults move between their circles of friends.

Fights about missing an anniversary or birthday will be nonexistent because, most likely, it has been on his schedule for months. With so many beautiful lakes, mountains and expansive landscapes in Germany, it’s not uncommon to go for a swim in a nearby lake or even hike a mountain in the Alps just for fun.

Although their athleticism can be intimidating at times, the benefits (aka their nice toned bod) are awesome until the beer belly eventually kicks in.

Germans, both men and women, are surprisingly flirtatious and more (cheeky) than they will admit.

Eye contact is important, and you need to be confident but not arrogant.

Sure, they publicly announced their relationship once Kylie was 18…

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Short ladies get in on this too, because you now have a way to get to those hard to reach things on the top shelf. Germans are serious about their sausage or, as they call it, wurst.